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As a follow-up to the last Just Asking, if you’re truly kamaaina, what two isle songs should you know by heart?
Meaning lyrics, even in Hawaiian?
Two tunes come to mind:
Among other songs you should know to be a kamaaina: “E Kuu Morning Dew” and “Hawaiian Lullaby,” the latter commonly referred to as “Where I Live, There Are Rainbows. No-no-no, those are the opening lyrics.
Now get going on your song contribution(s)…
Tihati Productions, idle since last year’s statewide pandemic closure, has reopened a total of 10 shows on three islands – an indication that tourism finally is jamming again.

“We have become increasingly busy, and we can’t be more elated to be back in business,” said Afatia Thompson, Tihati president.
“To feel the volume of work increase weekly is such a tremendous blessing for us and all of our Tihati people. Feels good to be jamming again.”
The visitor industry still is struggling to back to levels before the coronavirus forced hotels, showrooms, and restaurants to close, but the sparks of life continue to brighten and widen in the hospitality. The airlines are shuttling visitors here daily and more routes and carriers — notably Hawaiian, United and Southwest — are increasing flights, a huge boost in visitor arrivals and departures.

“We are eager to continue to enlighten visitors with the vibrant stories of our people and our islands, through the highest caliber of Polynesian performing arts,” said Thompson.
Indeed, all Tihati shows are written by Misty Thompson Tufono, with the concepts, mele and dances linked to Hawaii culture, in many instances embracing the history of the areas where the spectacles are ensconced.
Current shows in production:
Oahu
“Waikiki Starlight Lu’au,” at the Hilton Hawaiian Village.
Shows on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays
Information: 808-941-5828
“Ka Wa’a Lu’au,” Aulani Resort & Spa
Shows on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays
Information: 1-866-443-4763
“Aha Aina a Royal Hawaiian Experience,” at Royal Hawaiian Hotel
Shows on Mondays and Thurdays
Information: (808) 921-4600.
Maui
“Te Au Moana,” at Marriott Maui, Wailea Beach Resort
Shows on Mondays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays
Information: 877-827-2740
“Feast at Mokapu,” at Andaz Maui

Shows on Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays
Information: 808-573-1234
“Drums of the Pacific,” at Hyatt Regency Maui
Shows on Sundays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays
Information: 808-667-4727
“Maui Nui Lu’au,” Sheraton Maui
Shows on Wednesdays
Information: 808-877-4852
Hawaii Island
“Voyagers of the Pacific,” Royal Kona Resort
Shows on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays
Information: 808-672-2520
“Waikoloa Sunset Luau,” Waikoloa Beach Marriott
Shows on Mondays and Wednesdays
Information: 808-886-6789
“Legends of Hawaii,” Hilton Waikoloa
Shows on Sundays, Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays
Information: 808-886-1234
The performances may fluctuate and are subject to change.
Trip to Mars
Yes, Bruno Mars‘s six shows in July at the Park Theater at Park MGM in Las Vegas are officially sold out.
But with beaucoup bucks, you can get tickets and entrée to see and hear him. Call it a dream vacation – “Trip to Mars” is how the resort is billing this promotion – but it’s costly.
For performances on July 3 and July 24, you have three booking options, according to the Las Vegas Review Journal.

Have your platinum charge card ready. Or simply drool and dream.
The options are keyed to Bruno’s hits:
Details: https://www.mgmresorts.com/en/offers/bruno-mars-package.html …
The mask-erade
So now, the CDC has decreed that face masks are not required, under most circumstances, and social distancing is out the window. If you’re vaxxed to the max (one Johnson & Johnson shot, two from Pfizer and Moderna), you’re able to heave the mask in public spaces. There will be issues, maybe confrontations, in the entertainment and dining communities.
But wait: Gov. David Ige has decreed that Hawaii law will continue to require face masks, despite the national change-of-rules. Only 40 per cent of Hawaii’s population has had vaccinations and youngsters 12 and older now are eligible ro be vaxxed.
There are caveats: no official word from the airlines, where mask-wearing might still be prudent; restaurants and private places likely still can maintain their own protocols. So far, so good. It’s still advisable for kids under 12 should wear masks. But can families resolve their own issues — parents unmasked, young kids still protected with masks?
But since you don’ know who got their pokes vs. those who didn’t, for your own safety, maybe masks are still safer to wear. Vaccinations now mean you’ve earned the right to lift the masks; perhaps those who’ve dodged the needles should reconsider and join the crowd doing the right thing. And if you’re still queasy, would you finally attend a mass event like a stadium concert or a filled arena show? Questions abound. What say you? ….
And that’s “Show Biz.” …
“Your number was picked,” said the random email in my inbox the other day.
It went on: “You were picked to enter the $1,000,000 cash giveaway.”
Right?
Wrong!
I can’t prove that this was a scam, but this one pitched a $50 daily prize and a $5,000 grand prize. I was immediately dubious.
Right?
Wrong again.
A series of similar emails have been received, some offering a gift card or some amenity.
If you enter, or participate, you will be faced with a number of enticements to buy something to the next level.
How I became a lucky chance-taker, I don’t know. But weeks ago, I participated (responded) to a merchant that I ordered something from, and I liked the product. Again, I can’t prove that this survey was linked to others with devious intentions, since it didn’t offer any residual gift or cash. I’m just saying, I think I
must be on the radar to receive these queries.

A warning: be careful of what you get involved in.
Some teasers ask you to play a game or respond to a survey. If you do, you’re leaving your door ajar for unwanted solicitors.
Some emails tell you, midway down the link of guessing, that a merchandise purchase is required to be qualified for the prize. That’s a cautionary warning: spike the message!
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Conclusion? A $1,000,000 cash giveaway is clearly a mirage with a message: A dream that could evolve into a nightmare.

Just asking…
What does it take for a malihini (newcomer to Hawaii) to finally become kamaaina (long-time island resident)? It’s a status that comes with time, for sure.
However, part of the distinction has to do with how long you’ve lived here. Perhaps 20 years might be a qualifier, but what you know or have experienced matter, too. In short: embracing local culture and ways — what you think, how you talk — is part of the equation.
Some examples:
— You’re kamaaina if you remember when Kalakaua Avenue was a two-way street.

— You listened to J. Akuhead Pupule on the radio during your morning commute, not Michael W. Perry & the Posse.– You shopped at Liberty House, not Macy’s.
— You worked at Hawaiian Pine or Libby’s, companies that raised and canned island pineapples.
— You drove down the winding Old Pali Road, to get from Honolulu to Kailua/Kaneohe.
— You speak pidgin, but can switch to standard English, too.
Get the drift? So now provide some thoughts on your kamaaina-ness…