A SLAP ON THE FACE OF OSCAR

Will Smith’s slap on the face of Chris Rock, and his F-bomb comment which ABC censored, reflect the heroes and zeroes of this year’s Oscars.

Unfortunately, that surprise walk-up-and-wallop instance became the hot topic on social media. A slap on the face of Oscar, for sure.

And today, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is reviewing the outburst, with Smith filing a sort-of-delayed Instagram apology to Rock.  Point to remember: Both are known to have temper issues; and this is the second time Rock has picked on Jada Pinkett Smith, Will’s wife.

The slap in the face of Oscar: Rock and Smith surprising encounter. –Los Angeles Times photo.

Looking back at last night’s proceedings, it wasn’t the only double-edged moment of the Academy Awards.

High and low, hit and miss, call ‘em what you want. We’re sharing Hero and Zero reflections from watching the telecast :

Hero: Smith demonstrated, physically and literally, the protective spirit of the character he played in his first Best Actor win, Richard Williams, the misguided father of tennis stars Serena and Venus Williams. Smith became the night’s hot button, giving Oscar more life than ever with that slap. Thus, his abusive slap resulted in talkfests aplenty today. When was the last time you reacted to the Oscarcast?

Zero: Smith apparently didn’t hear the “Cut!” call. Last night was real life, not role-playing. Last night was a surprise that shouldn’t have happened. His apology to the Academy was made to voting members, but he snubbed Rock, until today’s lame apology. But Rock has got to button up his attacks — he’s a grenade with the pin pulled out.

Lady Gaga giving Liza Minnelli a helping hand: a risky situation.

Hero:  Liza Minnelli  clearly was the pre-show “surprise guest” the academy touted; with guidance from co-presenter Lady Gaga, they presented the Best Film award to “Coda.” An honorary Oscar surely goes to Gaga, who was denied a nomination, for her good cheer in a risky situation and lovingly guided Minnelli through some shaky moments.

Zero: While it was nice to see  Minnelli, it was an uncomfortable circumstance; her hands were quivering, she had moments of memory gaps, not certain what was happening. And in a wheelchair? A cruel display of a woman’s health issues. Who decided to stage this unstable uncertainty?

Hero: The Best Picture wins for “CODA” and Best Supporting Actor winner Troy Kotsur  awardee were well deserved. Lesson here: Release a film timed to Oscar-voting, when the memories are fresh and current.

Zero: “The Power of the Dog” released its film early enough to generate  advance Oscar buzz, but the momentum was overtaken by “CODA,”  a feel-good movie. From early hero, the film became a zero, despite Jane Campion’s win as Best Director. And shouldn’t the academy finally combine the Best Picture/Best Director categories? Campion won, but her film didn’t? Wazzup?

Hero: Kevin Costner, the actor-director and former Oscar winner. His brief comments, on the role and wisdom of a director, was spot on. He articulated like a true warrior of his multi-craft. He’s not usually on the front tier of movie-making these days, settling into films that are streaming. Maybe a welcome back soon, in the form of a script he likes?

Zero: There is a gap between the academy and its members; we need more Costners in the limelight.

Amy Schumer, one of three Oscar co-hosts: If you hire ’em use ’em.

Hero: The trio of female co-hosts of the show, Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall. And Schumer uttered the evening’s best quote: “This year the Academy hired three women to host because it’s cheaper than hiring one man,” she said. “I’m representing unbearable white women who call the cops when you get too loud.”

Zero: The Academy under-utilized the powers of these comedians. If you hire ‘em,  use ‘em, too…

No perfection in predictions

So I missed two categories, from nine predictions, in an earlier column on Oscar picks.

I have yet to see “Coda,” the Best Film winner, since I don’t have an Apple TV+ subscription, so I  felt obliged to select  “The Power of the Dog” which I viewed on Netflix twice, because I dozed off during my first attempt to watch the  film.

I erred on the Best Song category, too, figured the flow-over appeal of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” (which was splendidly sung and choreographed live in the Oscarcast) might have carry-over votes for “Dos Oruguitas,”  the Disney nominee from “Encanto,” but the winning  “No Time to Die” by Billie Eilish and Finneas O’Connell was my second choice. …

Finally, a bit of good news: Last night’s telecast from the Dolby Theatre drew more viewers than last year’s streamlined version from Union Station. The Oscars nabbed 15.36 million viewers and a 3.2 rating among adults 18 to 49, according to Nielsen. That’s a skosh better than last year’s no-host show, which had 13.73 million and 2.9 in demos. As adjustments are made over the next few hours, the ratings should go skosh up.

And that’s Show Biz. …

IS YOUR CELLPHONE READY FOR 5G?

Just asking …Is your iPhone, or any other cell device, prepared for the looming 5G upgrades?

AT&T led the parade, shutting down its 3G — third-generation mode — to beef up to a speedier 5G service.

Verizon will eliminate 3G in December.

T-Mobile, my service, is terminating 3G at the end of March, which, gulp, is next week.

So I went to my T-Mobile store to check if I’m AOK for the switcheroo. Turns out, I am, because I got an iPhone 12 two years ago, my phone already is primed for 5G. My wife’s device, older than mine when I upgraded, was deemed ready for trashing when 3G vanishes at T-Mobile. So we got her an iPhone13 mini. Her data was properly transferred to the tinier new phone, so she’s ready to fly, too.

But are you? If you have popo or kupuna in your ‘ohana, you might want to assist them to updated their phones. If not, elders may lose connection and not know why.AARP Bulletin estimates between 1 and 3 million are 3Gers will need to convert to the 5G mode.

WILL POWER OF 12 NOMS AID ‘DOG’?

Will the power of 12 nominations, in major voting categories, be the key to predicting the winners of the 2022 Oscars, to be handed out Sunday (March 27)?

Yes. Or no.  “The Power of the Dog,” starring Benedict Cumberbatch and directed by Jane Campion, logically should be the front-runner in the 94th annual Academy Awards. ABC will televise the show at 2 p.m. Hawaii time on Sunday.

But this year’s Oscarcast could yield several upsets, making it a challenge to guesstimate the outcome. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences loves upsets.

For what it’s worth, here is my list of winner choices in the key categories, followed by parenthetical comments, where appropriate. :

  • Best Picture – “The Power of the Dog.”  It had the bark and the bite of a true best-in-show. But its early-lead power might have diminished, with mounting buzz that “CODA,” with its feel-good aura amid our tense global climate, could rewrite the code of predictions.
  • Best ActorWill Smith, “King Richard.” He earned this year’s Screen Actors Guild’s Best Actor nod, as dad of tennis aces Serena and Venus Williams, which gives him an edge over Benedict Cumberbatch (“The Power of the Dog”). Frankly, I’d like to see Andrew Garfield (“Tick, Tick… Boom”) win, for his portrayal of Jonathan Larson, and he still could, if Smith and Javier Bardem (“Being the Ricardos”) duke it out and cancel out each other’s votes.
  • Best ActressJessica Chastain, “The Eyes of Tammy Faye.”  Since Lady Gaga” (“Gucci”) was denied a nom, all eyes have been on Chastain.
  • Best Supporting ActorTroy Kutsor, “CODA.” Signing his role, instead of speaking it, made him hands-up this year’s rarity. Thus, the handicap should land him the statuette.
  • Best Supporting ActressAriana DeBose, “West Side Story.” As Anita, she delivered “I Feel Pretty” with aplomb, showing off her sizzling acting and dancing skills. Would’ve been a sentimental result, in a perfect world, if Rita Moreno, the original Anita on film, was also nominated for her tweaked role as Doc, in “WST,” and they both tied in this category.
  • Best DirectorJane Campion. If she wins, it will be her first Oscar for direction, though she previously copped one for original screenplay. If Steven Spielberg  (“West Side Story”) can pull an upset, I’d be delighted; his vision matched the spirit  of the earlier “WST.”
  • Best International Feature, aka Foreign Film –“Drive My Car” (Japan). Nearly a three-hour journey, but worth the ride; also nominated for Best Picture but a shoo-in for this category.
  • Best Song — “Dos Oruguitas,” from “Encanto.” To explain:  “We Don’t Talk About Bruno,” from the same Disney animated film “Encanto,” was snubbed in the nomination process (early admission deadline, well before the song and the film put the world in a Latino mood).  I strongly feel the academy members will vote for the designated title on the ballot, but in actuality will be supporting “Bruno,” in spirit if nothing else … like a write-in balloting. “No Time to Die” (from the James Bond film by the same name), music and lyrics by Billie Eilish and Finneas O’Connell, is the victim here. If “Dos Oruguitas” wins, it will confirm composer Lin-Manuel Miranda’s EGOT status.
  • Best Animated Film: — “Encanto.” For reasons stated above, and below.

Some other notions:

  • Bruno’ stars — A huge ensemble production of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” will be a surprise musical element on the Oscarcast, because one of the five nominees can’t participate in show, and how can you not talk about “Bruno,” which has popped out of the animated film all the way up the hit charts, even surprising creator Lin-Manuel Miranda, its composer. He also composed the nominated “Dos Oruguitas” tune, which will get stage time, too.
  • We three queens — A trio of women – Regina Hall, Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes – will host the broadcast, originating from the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles. It’ll be the first emcees in three years, and the first-ever trio of ladies as hostesses. …

And that’s Show Biz. …

ON BROADWAY, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE GROSS

Planning to visit New York (Broadway, specifically) now? Maybe in the weeks/months ahead?

The picture is getting rosier, now that box office gross figures are now being shared for the Broadway community … visitors like us. Nothing succeeds like success.

Two startling points:

  •  “The Music Man,” unofficially known as the Hugh Jackman show, brought in  $3,451,723.68. It needed a bona fide household-known “name” star. And it’s got one of the most luminous stars of screen and stage.
  •  “Hamilton,” which used to be the consistent No. 1 winner before the pandemic, grossed $2,272,219.00. It created stardom for Lin-Manuel Miranda and Leslie Odom Jr. in particular, but it doesn’t need a “name” star.

“The Music Man” is a reboot and would be harder to sell if there weren’t a Jackman as the centrifugal force; in Broadway parlance, a name-above-the-title star. The parallel situation is, if you didn’t have a Bette Midler, you wouldn’t have had a hot “Hello, Dolly!” “Hamilton” created stars, in its early run, and the title is the mega-wattage star, no matter who’s in the show.

Gross figures for the week ending March 20, 2022

Show NameGrossTotalAttn Capacity%CapacitAvg. Paid Admission
ALADDIN$1,201,219.1513,38613,81696.89%$89.74
AMERICAN UTOPIA$977,736.108,8969,05498.25%$109.91
BIRTHDAY CANDLES$148,611.002,1112,18196.79%$70.40
CHICAGO$587,788.326,6878,64077.40%$87.90
COME FROM AWAY$620,294.307,0618,36884.38%$87.85
COMPANY$889,139.997,8338,36893.61%$113.51
DEAR EVAN HANSEN$814,752.256,8707,87287.27%$118.60
HADESTOWN$1,104,678.107,4287,344101.14%$148.72
HAMILTON$2,272,219.0010,66710,592100.71%$213.01
HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD$1,704,152.1012,03112,97692.72%$141.65
MJ THE MUSICAL$1,314,240.7010,27011,09692.56%$127.97
MOULIN ROUGE! THE MUSICAL$1,381,323.459,70510,40093.32%$142.33
PARADISE SQUARE$355,401.007,5887,84896.69%$46.84
PLAZA SUITE$1,657,089.807,7927,80099.90%$212.67
SIX$1,284,951.008,2528,248100.05%$155.71
TAKE ME OUT$351,019.034,0454,68086.43%$86.78
THE BOOK OF MORMON$1,080,338.068,4428,52898.99%$127.97
THE LION KING$1,778,641.0013,39913,56898.75%$132.74
THE MUSIC MAN$3,451,723.6812,18512,20099.88%$283.28
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA$959,191.0610,01912,84078.03%$95.74
TINA – THE TINA TURNER   MUSICAL$778,221.506,47111,82454.73%$120.26
WICKED$1,944,704.0014,90114,93299.79%$130.51

Another startling point: Broadway may be back, but the New York Times’ Sunday Theater Directory, once a major go-to-resources for out-of-towners,

The NY. Times Theater Directory this past Sunday.

is quite skimpy in advertisers buying listings to snare prospective ticket-buyers eager to learn what’s playing and when. Won’t help you with the overview of what’s open for business.

So: online searches, like Ticketmaster or Telecharge, will be resources to check out what’s playing, with ticket prices and seat choices vying for buyers’ attention. This could be a tedious and time-consuming project to decide what to see and when.

Of course, there is the option of the TKTS discount booth in Times Square, where long-running shows offer discounted tickets for same-day purchases. There is a $6 fee per ticket now; further, there’s a Fast Pass option where, within a week of obtaining the pass, you can access sales and bypass the long lines. Mostly for bargain hunters who haven’t yet seen the likes of “The Lion King,” “Wicked,” “The Phantom of the Opera” or “The Book of Mormon.”

Don’t expect to find discounted seats for “The Music Man” and “Hamilton” here. Full price, for certain. …

And that’s Show Biz….

‘DOOGIE’ LANDS SECOND SEASON

Not surprisingly, a second-season order has been granted to the Hawaii-filmed family series, “Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.,” as first reported by Deadline.

The Disney+ series, starring Peyton Elizabeth Lee, follows the teen character’s criss-crossing challenges, as a medical doctor and as an adolescent high school student. The show is a reboot of “Doogie Howser, M.D.,” which made a youthful Neal Patrick Harris a media star after four seasons on TV.

Peyton Elizabeth Lee

“Doogie” also boasts a robust ensemble, featuring Jason Scott Lee, Kathleen Rose Perkins, Matthew Sato, Wes Tian, Emma Meisel, Mapuana Makia and Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman. The late Al Harrington had a recurring role, too, in his final acting assignment, a great credit for him and for the show.

The series was created and executive-produced by Kourtney Kang, with filming scheduled in the months ahead. Its half-hour format along with  scripts and actors reflecting modern-day Hawaii, make it still the best locally-filmed TV show currently. …

‘Reginald the Vampire’

Hawaii actor Jacob Batalon – you know him best as Ned Leeds, sidekick to Tom Holland’s Peter Parker in the big screen “Spider-man”  hits – soon will be on the small screen as a not-so-common vampire in “Reginald the Vampire.”

Jacob Batalon

Amazon and Hulu have tapped the Syfy dramedy, now in the completing status, for airing territories this summer. Hulu has secured U.S. rights, with Amazon earning rights in Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

The show is based on Johnny B. Truant’s “Fat Vampire” novels, with Batalon portraying a hefty vampire in a world of fit, beautiful and vain vampires; he falls for a human girl he can’t have and dodges a vampire chieftain who wants him dead. But Reginald has some life-changing powers. …

Correction

We misstated, in an earlier mention,  Miguel Cadoy III’s new position at Farrington High School. Cadoy, who directs the Farrington Performing Arts Academy’s musicals annually, will continue in that capacity.

But his new job will be as director for all the academies at Farrington –Creative Arts & Technology, Business, Engineering, Public Service, and Health – and will entail a more visible prominence within the community. …

Richard Marx

Calendar notes

Richard Marx will perform his chart hits, “Hold on to the Night,” “Satisfied” and “Right Here Waiting,” in a Blue Note Hawaii gig at 8 p.m. June 23 and 24. Tickets are $125 and $95, available at www.bluenotehawaii.com or (808) 777-4890. …

Kumu Kahua launches Ryan Okinaka’s “Who You Again,” at 8 p.m. tomorrow (March 24), for a run through April 24. With its sensitive but a realistic theme – a family wrestles with the challenges of its matriarch with fading memory due to Alzheimer’s – so the theater is embracing an ambitious outreach program as part of the play’s run.

For instance, a post-show conversation will follow the March 25 performance, with participation by the playwright and Dr. Poki‘i Balaz, chair of the Alzheimer’s Association’s Aloha Chapter.

A Talk Back session will follow the April 1 performance, with participants Okinaka and Balaz.

A pre-show addition –music by Every Single Day, a trio – will be featured from 1 to 1:45 p.m. on the theater’s lanai on April 3 and 24.

Performances are at 8 p.m. Thursdays through Saturdays and 2 p.m. Sundays,  through April 24 (no matinee on April 17).

A digital offering will be available later.

Tickets: $5 to $25, at  www.kumukahua.org or call (808) 536-4441.

And that’s Show Biz. …