‘EVERYTHING‘ CONSIDERED, IT ROARS

Nothing is simple or sane, and nowhere does it say it has to be.

So “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is a stew of incredibility and imagination, perhaps everything and anything you might not expect in a film.

It’s maniacal, but magical; it’s whimsical, yet wonderful; it’s delightful yet disastrous;  and it seemingly doesn’t end, so it offers twin endings. Like, “The End” twice.

Basically, it’s an original oddity, starring an agile and admirable Michelle Yeoh, as an operator of a laundromat who doesn’t quite know how to pay her bills so has ills with the IRS. She is the essence of a wreck-a-holic on steroids, in a grand way.

As directed by a pair of Daniels, who like to be known as the Daniels (last names, Kwan and Sheinert), this is an action film disguised as a comedy yet plays like a superheroine adventure complete with matters of the universe. It’s like a video game run amok, a family sit-com with kicks and kinks leading to a cosmic explosion of emotions and antics, a vision or version of apocalyptic end-of-the-world with more domestic ripples anchored to getting along with grandpa and a gay daughter, etc.

Whew!

Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan

It’s a longish journey (running time, 2:20, but seems endlessly longer) that dodges the finish line with extended gags, which results in lags, and it certainly is overwhelming and overpowering in the constant conflicts of relationships between leading and secondary characters.

Yeoh is remarkably athletic in stamina as Evelyn Wang, who ditched the family while she was young, who now owns a laundromat with her husband Waymond (Ke Huy Quan, the once-young lad in “Indiana Jones and the  Temple of Doom,” now converted into a modern-day comedic Jackie Chan), who unite with patriarch Gong Gong  (James Hong), the aging but able great-grandfather of the Chinese elderly dude), to celebrate Chinese New Year. But life is complex; the washing machines are below the parental residence, Waymond is seeking a divorce from Evelyn, who has to face the music and madness of an IRS audit; the couple’s daughter (Stephanie Hsu), has admitted she’s gay and brings home “good friend” partner Becky (Tallie Medel) for the family shebang.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Evelyn’s nemesis here includes Deirdre (Jamie Lee Curtis), the irrepressible IRS investigator who threatens the demise of the laundromat unless its owner can settle its questionable tax debt. Curtis is recognizable in face, but is padded with body prosthetics, and turns in a wacky, wicked performance as an IRS-er you don’t want to mess with.

The themes of filial love and respect, parental patience, spousal connections, and a heavy dose of metaverse threats and invasions where nothing is as it seems, everything and everywhere is blended into a toxic brew as if thrown into a food processor. Time is bent, twisted, flashing backward and forward, blurring reality.

And there are some icky, sticky, even sickly mess of elements, like a discomforting anal moment with a trophy substituting for a sexual device. And silly, recurring instances of googly eyes; you know, the kind of stick-on fake eyes.

On the other side of the spectrum, there are frequent unexpected sci-fi gems: hotdogs posing as fingers, toes playing the piano, for starters.

Because of its original, fresh storytelling, unfolded in bursts of clever visual and aural trickery, the Daniels have created a logical Gen Z product with word-of-mouth assist in making this a buzzed-about hit.

However, “Everything” is not for everyone, since mostly everything is unconventional and stuff keeps popping up everywhere without expectation. But you will be awed and astonished at everything you understand and even astonished by everything you didn’t quite get.

However, everything considered, you’ll have a roar of a great time.

And that’s Show Biz…

ANALYZING THE BROADWAY SERIES

Planning on attending the four-show series of Broadway in Hawaii musicals, starting next Tuesday (April 19)?

I’ve heard a wave of eagerness from many who have signed up for all four shows, now through next year. A few are baffled at ticket prices

So, let’s discuss the situation.

A four-show season for us in Hawaii is new, so perhaps that’s where the wariness factor enters. Local theaters like Diamond Head Theatre and Manoa Valley Theatre commonly boast six-show seasons, and that’s the norm for touring shows on the Mainland.

We’ve never had such an agenda;  four could eventually become six, but there’s a lot to do to get to that level. One underlying factor might be the facility; our Blasidell Concert Hall is the go-to space for visiting shows; it’s showing its age and some day will require renovation crews to amp up the facility, so construction would halt bookings.

And no other facility in the state – the Hawaii Theatre in Chinatown and the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Wailuku are too small or perhaps lack backstage and fly space to accommodate sets and backdrops. The new DHT facility is strictly for community theater and will have updated technology and space when it opens next fall, but will have the same seating capacity like now, still too small for traveling shows. And no one would book a theatrical production at the Tom Moffatt Waikiki Shell, an outdoor facility.

If you’re undecided about the ensuing Broadway attractions at Blaisdell, perhaps some  background data might be helpful.

 Ticket costs here are on par with other markets. Those online handling fee are rampant for any kind of e-ticketing, so it’s part of the norm, if you purchase New York Broadway tickets or any mainland musical or sporting event. (Note: A special $30 ticket, for balcony seating at the Tuesday April 1 opening night show, has just been announced. To order, see the bottom of this column).

Season purchases offer some discount vs. individual shows, and generally speaking, subscribers have options to exchange tickets if conflicts occur.

Key considerations:

  • This is the first time ever, that a multi-show-season with legit touring Broadway shows, is happening. We’ve had isolated productions, or a mere two, staged months apart.
  • Three of the productions are Hawaii premieres: “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical,” playing April 19-24 2022;  “Jersey Boys,” running Sept. 13-25 2022; “Hamilton,”getting in its shot for three weeks, Dec. 7, 2022 through Jan. 29, 2023; and “Cats,” launching June 13-18, 2023.
  • In Mainland communities boasting six-show templates for years, Hawaii needs to catch up; our four shows are a good starting point for season-buyers. The issue is clear: Honolulans need to show commitment for the package of four, and then build on the six as a goal. Producers will deliver only if you do your part.

  • More thoughts on the show appeal, if you’re only selecting one or two titles:  The No. 1 show is “Hamilton,” even if you’re seen that splendid Disney+ theatrical gem on TV. Even if Lin Manuel Miranda has exited the cast; this is his legacy to the stage; a hip-hop/rap musical based on the Founding Fathers of this country. Your second choice logically would be either “Beautiful” or “Jersey Boys,” though you might have seen the latter but not the former. Both bio musicals – one on the life and ascent of Carole King, the other the triumphs and tragedies rarely known about Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. The soundtrack of your lives will resonate with the chartbusting tunes by King and her collaborators and the street smart charms of Valli and his harmonic partners.
  • “Cats” is the obvious filler in the package; if you loved it, see it again. If your kids have not seen it, introduce and educate them to his curiosity, an Andrew Lloyd Webber creation based on a poem, where population are cats, not people.
  • Some advice: order tickets from an authorized source; Broadway in Hawaii utilizes Ticketmaster as its official site, or purchases can be made at the Blaisdell Center box office. Prices depend on date, seat site; the website can provide the range and seating chart.  My season tickets, ordered earlier, have been mailed to me by choice; however, “Hamilton” tickets will be sent approximately 60 days prior to your scheduled performance date. Avoid third party ticketers, who sell tickets with inflated prices; some sits may be fraudulent.

Tickets: online at https://www.broadwayinhawaii.com/bih/seasontickets.html or phone (808) 776-7469. …

$30 special deal

Bruce Granath, Salt Lake City-based executive of Magic Space Entertainment (which is Hawaii’s link to the Broadway series), says that a very special $30 ticket (plus fees) will be available for balcony seating only for the opening night (Tuesday April 19) show. The intent is to get a full house for the launch.

Here’s how to score these seats:

Visit this link: :  https://www.ticketmaster.com/beautiful-the-carole-king-musical-touring/event/0A005C53C9F51A0F?refArtist=K8vZ917KhfV

Click on ”Unlock,” then enter the promo code FRIENDS. This should get you to the $30 one-night-deal.

It’s OK to share with friends and family, says Granath…

And that’s Show Biz. …

TWO ‘SALESPERSONS’ TO BE HONORED

Mufi Hannemann and Cha Thompson, two pioneering community leaders, will be honored as the Sales and Marketing Executives’ Salespersons of the Year at a dinner April 28 at the Sheraton Waikiki Hotel’s Hawaii Ballroom.

The pandemic is the reason for the dual salutes — Hannemann for 2019 and Thompson for 2021 – and the delay. Both have been impressive movers and shakers, notably in the state’s hospitality industry, demonstrating common and overlapping creds boosting tourism; the award celebrates community leaders who have enhanced the image of Hawaii plus the quality of life in Hawaii.

Mufi Hannemann

Hannemann, of Samoan-German-English ancestry, is a former two-term Honolulu Mayor (2004/2008); he also served two terms on the Honolulu City Council. He currently is CEO of the Hawaii Lodging & Tourism Assn.

Hannemann is the first scholar of Samoan ancestry to attend Harvard, where he graduated with honors in 1976 after attending Iolani School. He has served five U.S. presidents, two Hawaii governors, and his service accomplishments have embraced government, business, education, sports, culture and the arts plus the community at large. He is the proud founder of the Pacific Century Fellows, modeled after the White House Fellows program in which he was a participant.

Cha Thompson

Thompson and her Farrington High School sweetheart Jack Thompson, co-founded Tihati Productions more than 50 years ago; they were dancers in separate early shows but ultimately created the state’s – and subsequently the world’s – largest entertainment entity with shows on Oahu, Maui, Kauai and the Big Island employing more than 1,000 dancers, singers and musicians, tapping cultural resources from all of Polynesia, including Hawaii, Tahiti, Samoa, Maori New Zealand, Fiji and more. While now retired after 50 years, the Thompsons transferred leadership to son Afatia Thompson and daughter Misty Tufono. The self-anointed Queen of Kalihi, Cha has served on numerous community boards including Palama Settlement, Aloha United Way, the Hawaii Tourism Authority, the Honolulu Police Commission and the South Seas Christian Ministries.

Her hulas and choreography have helped shape the Tihati brand that has prevailed statewide, visited the Obama White House, and prevailed in a mammoth and monstrous luau spectacle staged at King Kong Island in Thailand back in the day.

A cocktail reception at 5 p.m. will be followed by a dinner, program and Polynesian show at 6:30 p.m., with Tihati troupers – naturally – entertaining; Robert Cazimero and Karen Keawehawaii are guest artists.

Tickets: single, $150; corporate tables of 10, $2,500 to $15,000.

Information: (808) 478-0172 or https://smehonolulu.org …

And that’s Show Biz. …

LORETTA ADDS CHEF TO GOLDE ROLE

It’s nice, and warm, to be home again, says Lorette Ables Sayre, who spent two months prepping for and performing in “Fiddler on the Roof in Concert,” in chilly climes in Michigan with the Ann Arbor Symphony, followed by a run in Pennsylvania, with the Philadelphia Orchestra.

“Froze my okole off!,” she said of portraying Golde, the spouse of Tevye, in the beloved musical with its splendid and soaring score. “I had a great time but it was hard, rewarding work, and a thrill of a show to do.”

Loretta Ables Sayre

The productions featured Broadway (some Tony nominees, like Ables Sayre herself)  talent along with collegiate voices eager to join the cast of pros as part of the learning process.

One of the unexpected joys for Ables Sayre was the discovery of islanders in the cast. “Local kids will find you,” she said. “Asians/Filipinos who wanted to talk all things local – language, food, beaches, food, music, handouts, food.”

In a gesture of aloha and camaraderie, Ables Sayre made a huge pot of chicken adobo and rice shared during a rehearsal.

“I made mini-bentos to hand out to those kids and some of my castmates,” Ables Sayre said. “My kitchen was small in my hotel room but I was able to make a couple of batches of adobo, and they were thrilled.”

Of course, the aroma of home-made adobo danced in the hallways for days.

When you encounter someone from home, it’s always a delight to share tales and memories. For the performer, it was also a joy to learn there were classmates from Radford (her alma mater) who now live on the Mainland, who braved snowstorms after snowstorms (single digit highs some days) that plagued rehearsals and performers, so the warmth of the ex-Islanders was a gratifying surprise.

“Fiddler” turned out to be an emotional experience, too, because it deals with families forced out of their homes, and the theme resonated with the ongoing plight in Kyve and other Ukrainian cities, in the lingering war with Russia. “We all had to hold back tears when it came to those scenes because we were living out on stage what was happening in Ukraine in real time.”

“Fiddler” was the first musical she has done since the beginning of the pandemic, so everything considered, Ables Sayre said it was “an absolute thrill.”

Upon her return home, she had cataract surgery on both eyes, and is adjusting to a new normal: the ability to read her emails on a computer and read magazines and the paper without glasses, even reading spectacles, a feat impossible for the past two decades.  …

Waikiki reawakening from pandemic

You know Waikiki is reawakening from the “drought” of the pandemic, when Hawaiian music returns to resorts, showcasing performances suitable for both locals and visitors.

For instance, the Ocean Kaowili  Trio, with Ocean, Bryan Tolentino, and Danny Naipo, will perform with dancer Kanoe Miller, from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. Friday (April 15)  at the Halekulani’s beachfront Hau Tree Terrace…

Amy Hanaiali’i

Amy Hanaiaii‘i takes the Halekulani’s ballroom stage on Mother’s Day, May 8, in the resort’s first-ever Mother’s Day special, with a special menu. Doors open at 10 a.m, with the show at 11 a.m.; amenities of a complimentary mimosa and a long-stemmed rose, await for moms and grandmoms attending. Tickets: $116 for adults, and $58 for keiki 5 through 12. Reservations: 808-518-2019. …

Frank DeLima’s comedic show will be staged at 1 p.m Mother’s Day, May 8, with doors opening at 11 a.m. for a noontime menu for moms, at Blue Note Hawaii at the Outrigger Waikiki resort. Tickets: $35 and $45, at www.bluenotehawaii.com or call  808-777-4980.

Sean Na‘auao & Friends will stage a one-nighter at 6:30 p.m. April 27 at the Plumeria Beach House of the Kahala Resort. Cover charge, $55; dinner service from 5:30 p.m.  Reservations via Open Table, 808-739-8811. …

Cruise seeks Oahu performers

Vocalists and dancers, capable of performing in a Broadway-type musical production, are sought for a future  Norwegian Cruise show at sea.

Creative Studios by Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings, the in-house casting and producing wing of the cruise line, will hold auditions in a casting call set for April 28 in Kaneohe.

The site will be unveiled when you sign up for the tryouts, along with vocal styles, height, weight and other physical requirements.


Roles are available for males and females, of all ethnicities and skills in variety of dance and song styles are required, typified by  material from such shows as “Jersey Boys,” “Footloose,” “Rock of Ages” and “Kinky Boots.” The resulting show may be staged at sea aboard Norwegian, Regent Seven Seas and/or Oceania Cruises.

Dancer sign-in begins at 9 a.m., with auditions from 9:30 a.m. Singer sign-in is at 1 p.m., with tryouts from 1:15 p.m.

Details: http://nclhcreativestudios.com/auditionpages/auditions2022/oahu_april2022.html

And that’s Show Biz. …

‘MAGNUM’ AWAITS 5TH SEASON PICKUP

Surprisingly, the Hawaii-filmed “Magnum P.I.” reboot, starring Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum, is winding up its fourth season this year and  still is awaiting word of a pick-up for a fifth.

But CBS has not yet given the green light, so “Magnum” is “on the bubble,” as U.S Today calls its uncertain status, in a story entitled “Vote Now to Rescue Your Favorites.” (Visit www.usatoday.com/entertainment to vote).

Jay Hernandez

It is one of three series at the Eye network not yet approved for back-to-work status in the fall. CBS has approved all its other procedural successes like “Blue Bloods,” which follows “Magnum” on the Friday night slate, and the usual faves, from the three “NCIS” series to the three “FBI” shows, plus the “CSI,” “S.W.A.T” and “The Equalizer” titles.

But series star Hernandez, who made his behind-the-camera directorial debut in Friday’s (April 8) episode, is not worried; he’s optimistic that a fifth season will happen, according to TVLine.

Reason? “Magnum” is healthy in ratings, has global appeal, and is offering better storylines than in the past.

Hernandez said a couple of elements suggest a continuation of a “Magnum.”

In this year’s finale, yet to air, Hernandez’s character and Higgins (Perita Weeks)  will collaborate, not necessarily in the romantic sense or even a cliffhanger, that will set up a logical next episode, meaning the kick-off the 2022-23 season. And perhaps his clinching quote: “I’ve already been asked to direct another one next season.”

For his sake and for fans of the show, hope it turns out to be true. …

 A Legend in the house

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, front, with server Jackie and chef Ray.

John Legend, the suave singer, composer, actor, pianist and “The Voice” judge and vocal coach, dined with model wife Chrissy Teigen, at Aoki Teppanyaki at the Hilton Hawaiian Village, this past Tuesday. Not sure what they had for dinner, but the couple’s visit made for a photo op, with server Jackie and Chef Rey. …

The couple also went boating off Waikiki, enabling Chrissy to strut her bikini body in a eye-catching two-piece pink swimsuit; he donned a black shirt and shorts with floral motif. Their kids, Luna, 5, and Miles, 3, also vacationed here. …

Awards shows

For country music – The Country Music Awards, based on audience voting, will originate from Nashville, and televised from 2 p.m. Monday (April 11) on CBS.

For Broadway – the 75th annual Tony Awards will be held from 2 p.m. June 12, originating from Radio City Music Hall in New York, and televised live on CBS. Nominees will be revealed May 3.

And that’s Show Biz. …