‘NEW YORK:’ A ONE-SONG WONDER

Fifth in a series of Broadway reports

NEW YORK — One truly positive thing can be said of “New York, New York:” the title song immortalized separately and specifically by Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli has become an awesome theme song for the city that never sleeps.

From that mammoth hit song emerged the phrase, “My Kind of Town,” and clearly New York is everybody’s kind of town.

This show, based on an earlier film, not so much. The powerful title song is not delivered till the finale, which is logical, and the Francine Evans character, (Anna Uzeke) emerges singing the tune with the 20-something musicians wailing and soaring brassy notes on trumpets, trombones, French horns and supported by violin, guitar, viola and more.

If this rousing and soulful number was performed at the very opening of “New York, New York,” everyone would be wholly satisfied. We could all have gone home. The cast could have been dismissed for early dinner and call it a night.

But we had to wait through a mess of wayward subplots, and two acts of inconsequential songs and dancers, with little reward and beaucoup yawning.

This was not my kind of town, nor my kind of play.

This was a prime disappointment in the annals of Broadway musical history – a one-song wonder.

You can’t wholly blame the cast, which stars Colton Ryan as Jimmy Doyle, with standby Mike Cefalo in the performance I saw, Anna Uzeke as Francine Evans, Clyde Alves as Tommy Caggiano, John Clay III as Jesse Webb, Janet Dacal as Sofia Diaz, Ben Davis as Gordon Kendrick, Oliver Prose as Alex Mann, Angel Sigala as Mateo Diaz aka he/him, and Emily Skinner as Madame Veltri. Considering that this behemoth of a stinker – with high anticipation and grim delivery from multi-Tony winner Susan Stroman — is astonishing.

If Lin-Manuel Miranda, himself a Tony veteran, wrote new lyrics and infused Latin rhythms, the credits don’t acknowledge the tunes with cooperation from Broadway veteran John Kander, so even this is a puzzlement.

The script by David Thomas and Sharon Washington attempts to reflect the common notion that New York is a place of opportunity, where dreams can come true, and immigrants can start a new life.

Failure should not be an option in musical theater life, but “New York, New York” staggers and putters with no compass to turn around its misfortune. Some may find pearls and potency in this one, but nada for me. It misses the mark on several levels. …

‘New York, New York’

“New York, New York” is  musical inspired by the motion picture written by Earl M. Rauch, with music and lyrics by John Kander and Fred Ebb, with book by David Thompson co-written by Sharon Washington with additional lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda; directed and choreographed by Susan Stroman

Playing at the St. James Theatre on Broadway

Broadway grosses, for week ending July 2

“Back to the Future,” a new musical based on the popular movie, has shown remarkable box office power in its first few shows: it grossed $1.035 million after it premiered June 30. Not enough to make the Top 10 roster of shows, but just enough for it to join the Million Dollar Club.

We list the Top 7 here, which still is dominated by the long-running productions:

1 – “The Lion King,” $2.485 million.

2—“Hamilton,” $1.892 million.

3—“Wicked,” $1.880 million.

4—“Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” $1.794 million.

5—“Aladdin,” $1.607 million.

6—“MJ, the Michael Jackson Musical,” $1.557 million.

7—“Harry Potter & the Cursed Child,” $1.46 million.

Here’s the full list, courtesy The Broadway League:

And that’s Show Biz. ..

SOMETHING FOR ALL IN ‘MOULIN ROUGE’

Fourth of a series of Broadway reports

NEW YORK — “Moulin Rouge,” undeniably an expansive and explosive musical unfolding at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre on Broadway, is a monstrous dash of flash. It’s anything you might want it to be: a nightclub, a disco, a non-stop jukebox of hot pop songs, a floor show of can-can girls. Even a state of mind, as noted by Harold Zidler, the owner of the Moulin Rouge club, played by Eric Anderson.

The show – set in Gay Paree’s notable nightclub of the title — begins even before the spectacle opens, with costumed characters descending from sets onto the stage, crawling on the rims of both stage left and right, resembling Cirque du Soleil artists. The regalia — some nostalgic, some brief, some clearly exotic — build anticipation of what’s to come.

Amour is in the air, and when the dazzling melodies start thumping away, showtime means feathers, glitter, gyrations and hearty emotions.

“Lady Marmalade,” certainly the key prevailing anthem in the score, is all action and audience reaction. The cast and the audience members (some quietly, some not) belt out Labelle’s explicit and exquisite lyrics of  Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, and the dance party is officially on.

Director Alex Timbers and choreographer Sonya Tayeh retain the life-is-beautiful spirit of film director Baz Luhrmann and co-writer Craig Pearce, who collaborated on the film, which has been updated and upgraded with lots of oomph and power, with something to appeal to all, straight, gay, or LGBTQ.

Starring Joanna “Jojo” Levesque as Satine, a courtesan fighting tuberculosis, Derek Klena as the lovestruck composer Christian, Eric Anderson as Harold Zidler, Andre Ward as Toulouse-Lautrec, and David Harris as the Duke of Monroth, aka he/him, “Moulin Rouge” treats music as a drug in a sense that it’s easy to get high – with emotion and participation. Songs often are said to be the soundtrack of our lives, and surely, fleeting nostalgic moments of your memories whirl and twirl like a merry-go-round on steroids.

Unfortunately, the Playbill does not collate titles of the music employed during this journey, so you can’t reflect and count ’em. And the tunes are clustered into fast-and-furious medleys that you may not recall the fave you’re grooving to because, um, here comes another fastball.

But since songs are so dominant and definitive in the show, you’re likely to get dizzy with joy when you recognize Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” in a quick mashup with Britney Spears’ “Toxic,” then sooner or later, there’s an extended rendering of Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,”  roaring out from the lungs of Christian and Santine. One of the shows impactful moment, this.

In case you forget when the charades and parades fade, Katy Perry’s “Fireworks,” Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones’ “Gimme Shelter” and “You Can’t Get Always Get What You Want” are prominently staged with glorious dances.

There are temptations, visual and aural, all tied to the tempo and choreography, and since this is kind of a Bohemian rhapsody, expect Elton John, Madonna and sundry others to pop in musically.

Be warned: if strobe lights and loud music offend you, you might best order balcony seats to be\some distance away from the pyrotechnics…

And that’s Show Biz. …

‘Moulin Rouge

“Moulin Rouge” is a musical based on the film written by Baz Luhrmann and Craig Pearce, directed by Luhrmaan, with book by John LoganPlaying at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre

MICHELE: THE BELLE OF ‘FUNNY GIRL’

Third in a series of Broadway reports

NEW YORK — Lea Michele has emerged as the belle of the revival of “Funny Girl,” becoming a diva of traditional Broadway musicals fueled by a female superstar.

She put the glee and the whee into the troubled show, which was launched a season ago with Beanie Feldstein in the lead.

Michele succeeded Feldstein on Sept. 6, 2022, earning six standing ovations on her first night, and the roars of approval haven’t stop at the August Wilson Theatre. Clearly, she’s become one of the next-generation’s leading ladies of the genre of traditional stage musicals like “Hello, Dolly!,” “Gypsy,” and “Mame,” and Michele’s appeal has rewarded her the opportunity to be the Fanny Brice voice in the show’s cast album. Also, Michele’s presence has buoyed the show into the Broadway League’s “million dollar club,” meaning that the weekly “Funny Girl” box office grosses have finally logged a slot on the elite list.

Lea Michele, as Fanny Brice in “Funny Girl.”

The fingerprints may be invisible, but there exists the Barbra Streisand aura in the revival – think “hello, gorgeous!” – when Fanny is in front of her dressing room mirror. Streisand’s Broadway debut as Fanny in the 1960s, coupled with the subsequent movie version in the late ‘60s in which she also starred, has been the stuff of legend, but Michele surely will make this her own trademark in the decades ahead. Michele, till now best known as a luminary from the “Glee” TV series, is poised and powerful in delivering she show’s best-known anthems, “People,” “I’m the Greatest Star” and “Don’t Rain on My Parade,” lasting favorites from the score by Jule Styne and Bob Merrill.

The tale, based on a book by Isobel Lennart revised by Harvey Fierstein, tracks the show biz quest of Brice, a Jewish vaudeville wonder from Brooklyn, who becomes a headliner of the famed Ziegfeld Follies, and wife of the production’s honcho, Nicky Arnstein, played by Ramin Karimloo. They have chemistry, notably on “You Are Woman, I Am Man” and “Who Are You Now.”

Naturally, there is a poker-playing Jewish mom, Mrs. Brice, portrayed by the beloved Tovah Feldshuh, who demonstrates her seasoned charm on “Who Taught Her Everything She Knew,” a duet with Jared Grimes as Eddie Ryan. …

And that’s Show Biz. …

Funny Girl’

“Funny Girl,” a musical featuring music by Jule Styne, lyrics by Bob Merrill, book by Isobel Lennart, revised book by Harvey Fierstein

Playing at the August Wilson Theatre, through Sept. 3

MY KIND OF TOWN, NEW YORK

I’ll be seeing my first Broadway shows in the days ahead, when I make my first visit to New York in nearly four years.

The brakes started in late 2019, when the pandemic shut down pretty much everything.

I’ve gained a lot more confidence since, as I adjust to a number of changes.

It’s our first real vacation, so my wife Vi has been a bit uneasy, about the trip. But we need to make the plunge and re-ignite our love for The Big Apple.

It hasn’t been easy.

We’ve traded in 300,000 Hawaiian Air miles for a pair of first-class tickets and heading for JFK.

For the return trip from Newark, N.J., another 330,000 miles were required for United first-class seats.

Hotel searches revealed costly rates in the Theatre District, where we’ve been staying for our annual N.Y. visits in the past. The last time in the summer of 2019, rates at the New York Hilton on Sixth Avenue topped at more than $400 a night; didn’t bother checking this year, because we wanted to get room in the midst of the theater hub. A night at the Marriott, where we were hoping to book, was about than $450. Three other sites were on our list, where tariffs were in the upper $300; we decided to try the Hotel Edison on W. 47th St., a central location, and the tab will be well under $300 per night, for 10 nights. These rates don’t include the excessive N.Y. room taxes. But the hotel has a gym, which I’ll check out.

One tradition hasn’t changed for decades. I always send postcards to family and friends, but stopped buying postcards because they became pricey for the nice ones, but somewhat impersonal. So as a cardmaker, I started making New York note cards by the dozens, and these creations reflect my craft and personality, and become a keepsake (to recipients) of my silly artistry. Yep, made a bunch of notecards, ready for scribbling and then mailing fromThe Big Apple.

But the real change this year has been in the show ticketing process. I’ve been scoping the slate of shows, and finally booked 11 shows — yes, 11 only because there are no shows to book a No. 12 on Monday.

For my 2019 visit, online show reservations meant you could print your own with the usual bar-coding, pronto. Not anymore. Your reservations are sent two-weeks prior of booking dates.

Paper-ticketing still exists, you know, by printing out the QR codes that have finally been sent.

It’s the e-ticketing that was frustrating, with a few reservations directed to Seat Geek, an app that keeps your e-seats, downloaded on your iPhone. Three shows went directly to that site, which means no more souvenir ticket stubs collectibles. The plus: you can’t lose your tickets or forget ‘em at home. The reality: you can’t lose your phone, where some of the admissions are stored. This is the future of ticketing.

Online sales require prompt action; you have to be quick at getting in your data and essential searches for seats, and before you know it, you’re reminded you have  perhaps 10 minutes to rush through the process, otherwise you have to start all over again. Guess who started the process over and over a couple of times. Almost as bad as airline ticket-buying. Sigh…

With one show, I simply couldn’t complete the crush to download to my e-wallet, not Seat Geek, and when I attempted to get those QR codes printed, discovered that these weren’t going to be processable. I called Tele charge and was instructed that the only way I can get access was to bring my receipt with order number to the box office on day of performance, no earlier, to enable the box office to print out my tickets.

Wonder if they’ll be actual tickets, or the one with bar codes.

Since I’ve used a walking cane for stability on foot, during my last two or three Broadway visits, I’ll continue to do that, with an additional element: I’ve rented an electric wheelchair for use whenever a walk might be taxing, and surely on the day I plan to visit a Trader Joe’s store and then wheel on over to the nearest post office, to mail ‘em in priority boxes. It used to be a walk-over, but these on-foot endeavors seem to get longer and wearier than the past.

The wheelchair will be a boon to museum visits, and I won’t need to wait on one floor while my wife views collections in other floors.

Will continue to purchase Metro Cards, to catch the buses and the subways; on some days the wheelchair will sit still in my hotel room. Most subways don’t have elevators so walking up and down those endless stairs will count as some of my exercises..

The point is, New York can still be a prime destination, even for those with some handicaps. You just have to move at your own pace, with your own plans, with your own orientation. Go Slow will be my mantra.

Wish me luck; will have lots to share upon my return…

Meanwhile, here are last week’s Broadway grosses

The after-Tony crush has yet to appear, at least for the week ending June 18.

The reigning shows, in our Lucky 7 list, continue to hold on to the lead, with this year’s winners like “Kimberly Akimbo” not yet connecting with ticket-buyers.

The Broadway League, which provides the numbers, revealed the leaders:

1—“The Lion King,” with $2.349 million.

2—“Hamilton,” with $1.957 million.

3—“Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber on Fleet Street,” $1.935 million.

4—“Funny Girl, $1.609 million.

5—“MJ, the Michael Jackson Musical,” $1.587 million.

6—“Aladdin,” $1.532 million.

7—“Harry Potter and the Cursed Child,” $1.392 million. …

Here’s the complete list:

And that’s Show Biz. …

BROADWAY PRESENTERS SEEK VOTES

Broadway in Hawaii, the group which just concluded its first four-show series of musicals at the Blaisdell Concert Hall, is seeking input on what islanders would like to see in the next slate of shows.

The Concert Hall will shut down in July, for a long-overdue renovation, but the producers of these events are polling ticket-buyers about possible choices next year, or in two years.

Inside the playbill at the “Cats” show, there is a page dubbed “What show do you want to see?,” along with a QR code to vote.

There’s no guarantee any of the show choices will be picked, but let your voice be heard.

This ad in the “Cats” playbill seeks viewer choices.

Personally, I think if we could have a four-season agenda, I’d pick these:

  • “Les Miserables,” the most popular of all Broadway titles that have been staged here. I can already hear the people sing! Bring it home, again.
  • “Ain’t Too Proud,” a musical bio of The Temptations. Saw this a couple of years ago, and the soundtrack is chock-full of Temps triumphs like “My Girl,” “Just My Imagination,” and “I Can’t Get Next to You.” The vocals are grand, the choreography sensational. The Temptations are Motown’s longest-running act topping such label mates as Michael Jackson, Diana Ross and the Supremes, and Lionel Richie and the Commodores.
  • “Come From Away,” a sleeper when it first opened in New York, is a gotta-see  musical about the real-life tales and friendship when passengers heading for New York couldn’t land because of the 9/11 tragedy but found comfort and support from the Canadian residents of Gander, Newfoundland.
  • “A Beautiful Noise, the Neil Diamond Musical,” is an audience favorite. Will see this when I visit New York this month, and I can already hear the choruses of “So good, so good, so good” when “Sweet Caroline” is performed. The show had no Tony noms, but diehard Diamond fans are making this one sizzle.

Of the other choices: if you want a current show, “& Juliet” or “Shucked” could fill the bill; they arrived this past season on Broadway.  I’d pass on “Pretty Woman, the Musical,” a disappointing take on the Julia Roberts and Richard Gere film, and isn’t it too soon for a “Wicked” homecoming?  “Kinky Boots” is a howl, no matter how often you see it, but “Beetlejuice”  might work if it had a Halloween run. Enough opinions, already…

Let theSunshine’ in…   

Pat Sajak and Joe Moore, the duo comprising Neil Simon’s “The Sunshine Boys” comedy at the Hawaii Theatre, completed the first of five performances “and I’m happy to report the audiences seem to love the show, a lot of laughs and applause,” said Moore.

Sajak and Moore have generously donated time and their comedic skills to raise funds for the Hawaii Theatre, and the  final six performances start this Wednesday and run through Sunday. Evening performances are at 7 p.m. with 2 p.m. matinees on Saturday and Sunday. 

The duo, Army buddies from way back when, are the only television “names” I know who have made this a regular “hobby,” rehearsing long-distance. Sajak has been the host of the syndicated (and widely popular) “Wheel of Fortune,” and Moore has been a top-rated news anchor at KHON, the Fox affiliate here.

Tickets are $35 to $75, available  at www.hawaiitheatre.com the box office at 808-528-0506  …

Moore,  the merrier

Bryce Moore, son of Joe Moore, is in “Sunshine,” and calls stage acting a “tricky beast.”

“You get the thrill of being in front of a live audience but also don’t get any ‘second takes.’ It’s straight through, no do-overs.”

This is his first professional theater gig, with only a middle school (Mid-Pacific) credit in a production of “Suessical Jr.,” in which he played the Mayor of Whoville.

He’s watched dad and Sajak before, and dad offered him a role. After viewing the movie adaption of “Sunshine,” he said, “ “there was no way that I was going to say no. I couldn’t, and still can’t think of a higher honor than to share a stage with them.”

Since 2020, he’s also been working in the shadows of dad Joe as a KHON journalist, riding out the pandemic, which shelved “Sunshine” for three years.

His tasks have included “listening to police scanners, answering phone calls from the public and getting everything that aired in our newscasts onto our website.”

As a multimedia journalist, he is “responsible for being the writer, producer, editor, talent and cameraman while I’m out on my stories. I’m constantly approaching strangers with a camera and recording myself in public, so as far as to feeling pressure of being watched… I guess I’m pretty used to it.” …

And that’s Show Biz. …