BELATED ‘GRIDLOCK’ FROM DELIMA

So Frank DeLima is  now ensconced in a Las Vegas senior facility.

But being away and afar doesn’t mean that comedian is idle and silent.

He just shared his latest parody, “Gridlock,” about the jammed highways and byways during the tsunami alert in Hawaii.

Frank D

He heard about the gridlock on our roads. He smartly sorted out the possible melodies and selected The Drifters’ “Under the Boardwalk” to shape his parody with the recurring lyric, “Stuck in the gridlock.”

And proceeded to describe the situation, where roadways became a parking stall, like all the way to Kahala Mall. And working in the human humor element, “I have to go the bathroom…”

OK, he was a few weeks tardy in delivering the tune. Never mind; it’s still a comedic flashback to the few hours of agony while Hawaii waited for the waves that never came.

And happily, DeLima’s video savior is David Kauahikaua, former Na Kolohe backup musician. “ I record (his video) on my phone and email to him.  He does the magic.”

To view the video, go to my Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/wayne.harada.5

So how is DeLima faring, as a Las Vegan? Some notes::.

  • He’s doing well. “Since I been here, I have been trying to fix my body; six  different doctors are working to make me better;   I go on the average once a week to doctor appointments; ”
  • His regimen is working. “I am walking 40 minutes a day, up and down the long hallways of this senior housing; there’s climate control.  Perfect all year round.; I got a shot in my lower back and it worked. Now I get up in the morning and no sore. Yeh!!!!!”
  • He’s open to part-time work. “Now that I’m living in Vegas, I can perform for class reunions;  anyone interested should email me (frankdelima@hotmail.com)  and I can take it from there.” He’s contemplating possible banquet shows bookings for islanders at the California Hotel Ohana Room…
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BILLION-DOLLAR ‘STITCH’ GOES VIRAL

“Lilo & Stitch,” the Hawaii-filmed live-action film which originated as a cartoon, recently passed the $1 billion box office milestone. Translation: it’s now Disney’s biggest film and also is a global favorite.

And today (July 22), the film will be available on digital platforms –including Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Fandango at Home – to rent or buy.

 On Aug. 26, “Lilo & Stitch” will be released on physical media via 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray and DVD. A key destination will be Disney+, which traditionally will be a few weeks following the digital release.

The film opened during the Memorial Day weekend and boasted a $1 million budget. Its ascent to the $1 billion rank means, however, that production costs have been recouped.

Stitch and Lilo: The hit film has grossed more than $1 billion.

Clearly, “Lilo & Stitch,” is a home-grown success with prominent participation of Hawaiian actors in the cast. Surely, the feature also is the most successful film entirely lensed in the islands. Big Island discovery Maia Kealoha, who portrayed Lilo in her screen debut, is a pint-sized superstar on the fan circuit.

The ‘ohana of actors include Sydney Elizebeth Agudong as Nani Pelekai, Tia Carrere as Mrs. Kekoa, Amy Hill as Tutu,  Blake La Benz as kumu hula, Jason Scott Lee as luau manager, Celia Kenney as AJ,  Kaipo Dudoit as David, Hanna Waddingham as Grand Councilwoman (voice),  Judy Nguyen as agent Huynh, Courtney Coleman as concierge, Christina Souza as Dr. Pereira, Christian Yuen as Agent Yzao,  and Skyler Bible as Agent Foster.

Also, Billy Magnusen as Pleakly, Zach Galifianakis as Jamba, Courtney B. Vance as Cobra Bubble, and Chris Sanders as Stitch (voice).

The film was directed by Dean Fleischer Camp. Hawaii’s Chris Kekaniokalani Bright wrote the screenplay, with input by Mike Van Waes and Chris Sanders.

The anticipated Blu-ray Steel Book edition will be a keeper for fans. It will be packaged in a special edition reflecting the blue alien’s mischievous nature and contain bonus features such as  deleted scenes and bloopers, plus behind-the-scenes peeks at Lilo and Stitch with cinematic Dolby Vision and Dolby Atmos Disney packaging.

And yes, a “Lilo & Stirtch” sequel has been announced, release date not known…

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‘LILO & STITCH’ SEQUEL IN WORKS

To no one’s surprise, “Lilo & Stitch 2” is in the planning stages at the House of Mouse.

Disney today announced the sequel to the popular live-action, Hawaii-filmed  audience favorite, which so far has grossed $914 million – and counting – as the summer’s hot ticket.

“Should’ve known we couldn’t keep a secret,” Disney said on social media. “A 626 Day surprise: ‘Lilo & Stitch 2’ is now in development!”

Stitch, with Lilo (Maia Kealoha), in the live-action “Lilo & Stitch” hit film.

Numerically speaking, June 26 – 626 Day – ties into Stitch’s origins as Experiment 626.

The sequel logically means the ultimate callback of the first live-action cast, including Maia Kealoha, Sydney Elizebeth Agudong, Kaipo Dudoit, Tia Carrera, Amy Hill,  Billy Magnussen, Hannah Waddingham, Chris Sanders, Courtney B. Vance and Zach Galifianakis.

The hit film was directed by Dean Fleischer Camp from a screenplay by Chris Kekaniokalani Bright and Mike Van Waes.

Stay tuned for more details…

‘Glengarry’ rises to No. 2 on Broadway list

There’s a major change in the weekly list of Broadway’s best, with “Glengarry Glen Ross”  moving up to No. 2, behind “Wicked” and ahead of the longstanding faves “Hamilton” and “The Lion King.”

The Top 10:

1—”Wicked,” $2.484 million

2—”Glengarry Glen Ross,” $2.234 million

3—”Hamilton,” $2.169 million

4–“The Lion King,”  $2.141  million

5—”Sunset Blvd.,” $1.827 million

6—”The Picture of Dorian Gray,” $1.655 million

7—” Aladdin,” $1.524 million

8—”Death Becomes Her,” $1.458 million

9—”MJ  the Musical,” $1.369 million

10—”The Outsiders,” $1.334 million

The complete list, courtesy the Broadway Guild:

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‘STITCH’ SKIPPED STREAMING ROUTE

There’s joy and jubilation aplenty, in Disney’s live-action “Lilo & Stitch” summertime hit.

Islanders flocking back to the cinema, to enjoy a bona fide treasure and pleasure, will realize this isn’t a kiddie film. It’s a dramady with laughs, with a positive script and appealing cartoon characters coming to life.

Surely, you must know someone in the film – a relative, a neighbor down the street, a hula dancer you’ve seen –so there’s plenty to applaud. Further, “L&S” appear to be this year’s smash hit, so clap like crazy. With its opening weekend gross last week topping $183 million domestically, it’s almost certain that a Disney sequel will be in the works in the distant future.

Stitch with Lilo (Maia Kealoha): Skipping streaming for the big screen.

For the record, Disney earlier pegged “Lilo & Stitch” as a streaming film via its Disney+. Luckily, somebody saw gold and plans swiftly changed. “L&S’s” performance – a live-action flick with cartoon roots — was No. 2 for the Mouse House for the first weekend — with “The Lion King” checking in at No. 1 with $171 million” in 2019  and “Beauty & the Beast” garnering $174 million in 2017.

Maia Kealoha

Clearly, the blue alien from the cartoon original is back and steals the picture. Stitch was naughty, two decades again, and he’s still unabashedly eager to create havoc, and he’s the key non-human (also known as 626, in his earlier life) we still adore. The cutie who steals the film is newcomer Maia Kealoha, who brings Lilo to life, but she’s still  searching for a friend, still loving Elvis Presley on vinyl, and  is unafraid to shove her hula halau smartie off the stage. She needs a companion badly, and this turns out to be Stitch, who resembles a dog or a koala bear, who’s blue, with a lot of teeth, has special powers, and well, becomes a pet and a companion in escapades that put both in trouble. Lilo names him Stitch, and he arrives from the heavens and they become best buddies. Message here: you take the friend that crashes in your troubled life.

Tia Carrere

Her sister Nani (Sydney Agudon) still frets about holding a job, finding another one, caring for Lilo, and dodges the social worker Mrs. Kekoa (Tia Carrere) who wants to split the family. But yes, Lilo and Stitch both know – family means ‘ohana, and no one gets left behind. 

‘Twas the mantra then, and it still works now. If you don’t abandon hope.

Ksipo Dudoit

Kaipo Dudoit, appearing as David Kawena in his feature film debut, has a crush on Nani, and is a neighbor of Lilo and Nani. Off camera, he dances hula with Robert Cazimero’s Merrie Monarch-winning Halau Na Kamalei O Lililehua, occasionally sings with his father’s group Ho‘okena, plays the violin, and is a massage therapist. Reviewers are calling him a hunk! He boasts a fit body, and he’s got trendy, Hawaiian tattoos.

Amy Hill

And how can you resist  Tutu (Amy Hill), the caring surrogate grandmother to Lilo and Stitch and a neighborhood pal anyone would want and comes to your rescue.  She voiced a fruit seller in the animated cartoon, but in the flesh, she’s precious. Looks the part, talks the part, and has the heart of a beloved tutu wahine.

Heard, but not seen – the enthusiastic and engaging Kamehameha Schools Children Chorus (directed by Lynette K. Bright – performing the charismatic “Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride,” this time with American Idol winner Iam Tongi plus Mark Keali‘i Ho‘omalu joining in. That tune, plus “He Mele No Lilo,” are back for another serenade, with links to the first animated “Lilo & Stitch” film. They were good luck charms then, and lovely sounds of aloha now, like great friends reunited again.

Chris Kekaniokalani Bright

There’s more off-camera camaraderie in the screenwriter role. Chris Kekaniokalani Bright co-wrote the movie with Mike Van Waes. Chris’s mom is Lynelle Bright, Kamehameha Schools Children Chorus, and as a child, Chris became friends with Dean Dubois and Chris Sanders, original screenplay writers of the first “L&S” cartoon feature, sharing cultural and island history then. Sanders directed the cartoon and voiced Stitch, and leaves everyone in stitches in the live-action update. However, the director here is Dean Fleischer Camp, known for his precious “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On,” who masterly nurtured the spirit of Hawaii and delivered the right touches and sentiments dealing with woman/female issues of life challenges. Lilo is a little princess, but this is not your customary princess adventure.

Locals also know that Chris’ father Clarke Bright is now bandmaster of the Royal Hawaiian Band, and conductor of the orchestra at all I’m a Bright Kid Foundation musicals, and his grandmother is Mo Bright and late grandfather was Ronald B. Bright, legendary director and drama teacher at Castle High School.

Clooney drama will air live before Tonys

George Clooney’s “Good Night and Good Luck” continues to sit atop Broadway’s weekly box office grosses, for the week ending May 25. The play has set records, now in the lofty $4 million club; it is vying  for five Tony Awards, including Clooney’s Best Actor in a Drama nomination in the  June 8 event. The  show will air live in an unprecedented screening at 7 p.m. ET (1 p.m. Hawaii time) the day before, June 7.

The Top 10:

1—”Good Night, and Good Luck,” $4.238 million

2—”Othello,” $3.327 million

3—“Glengarry Glen Ross,” $2.750 million

4—”Wicked,“ $2.353 million

5—”The Lion King,” $2.055 million

6—“Hamilton,” $1.956 million

7—”Death Becomes Her,” $1.559 million

8—”Aladdin,” $1.349 million

9—”Moulin Rouge! The Musical,“ $1.277 million

10–“The Outsiders,” $1.268 million

The full list, courtesy the Broadway Guild:

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SEE ‘STITCH,’ THEN BUY THE MERCH

Disney’s live-action “Lilo & Stitch,” now in the multi-plex theaters over the Memorial Day weekend, is anticipated to break box office records by Monday, a holiday.

The Hawaii-filmed project is surely to draw a family audience, whose patronage will probably boost the film with a $175 to $180 million gross, besting the Paramount-Tom Cruise “Mission: Impossible —  The Final Reckoning” summertime powerhouse.

“Lilo & Stitch” will be driven by the popularity of the naughty-but-nice blue alien, who is the lone cartoonish character in the film, and an obvious scene-stealer. And sorry, Lilo, the most popular figure from the movie.

You know a film is hot, hot, hot, when it is accompanied by a swarm of merchandise to accompany the buzz from the movie. And while Lilo has a few entries in the buyables, Stitch is going to be the character to fuel the jingling cash registers.

Stitch talking plush.

Parents, get your charge cards ready. The merch looks wonderful, and the kid on the block to be the first to get one of the items will be the king or queen of  the summer. But several items are for adults, so parents won’t be left out. But because of the prices of the products, moms and dads mahy prefer to save the purchases as Christmas gifts. But knowing Disney, there will be more stuff later that Santa will deliver to the young ones.

Stitch canvas tote,

Since Disney Stores have vanished in Hawaii, the easiest way to buy merch will be via online. So let me share a preview, with prices, of some of the best gifts available while stocks are plentiful.

The cool finds:

  • A basic Stitch “talking” plush, $39,99.His eyes light up and shows many moods.
Stitch sweatshirt.
  • An oversized vinyl Stitch, $24.99.
  • A puppetronic Stitch plush, $49.99. A hand inserted into a cutout on the back of Stitch’s head makes the doll’s mouth open to “talk.”
  • A Lego house, presumably where Stitch lives with Lilo, $89.99.
  • An adult sweatshirt, with ‘Ohana lettering on the back, $79.99.
  • A canvas tote, depicting a surfing Stitch, $19.99.
Stitch crocs.
  • An adult blue pair of Cros, festooned with Stitch images, $64.99

Go to www.disneystore.com to purchase and see more official Stitch buyables. Other sites, like Etsy and Target, may  carry some of these items, or variations thereof.

Of course, you know that the cast includes many local actors, including:

  • Maia Kealoha, as Lilo.
  • Kaipo Dudoit, as David Kawena.
  • Jason Scott Lee, as the luau manager.
  • Sydney Agudong, as Nani Kelekai.
  • Amy Hill, as Tutu.
  • Tia Carrere, as Mrs. Kekoa.
  • Celia Kaleialoha Kenney, as AJ.

Another local notable, with an esteemed credit: Chris Kekaniokalani Bright, one of the screenplay writers for “Lilo & Stitch.”

And that’s Show Biz…